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Londoner could maybe have affair in six months

A MAN living and working in London could maybe squeeze in an extramarital tryst around six months from now.

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Donald Trump's guide to what makes for a good male arse

TRUMP has oddly started showing an interest in men’s buttocks. Here the broadminded aesthete explains what qualities you should look for in a man’s mudflaps.

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