Man and woman on date hope they have love of sex in common

A MAN and woman out on a date both secretly hope they have the one thing that really matters in a relationship in common.

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Is the 48-year-old payroll manager you're having an affair with a Chinese spy?

HAVING a good old-fashioned workplace affair? Suddenly concerned it’s not just because she’s terminally bored, but because she’s spying for China? Find out: 

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