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Mystery as man who got sex no longer replying to texts

A WOMAN believes she has stumbled on one of the great unsolvable enigmas of our age after a man she slept with no longer replies to her texts. 

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Two people you don't know getting married

TWO strangers who have no idea who you are and never will have decided to get married, they have announced.

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