A WOMAN believes she has stumbled on one of the great unsolvable enigmas of our age after a man she slept with no longer replies to her texts.
28-year-old Sophie Rodriguez can only assume that Tom Logan, previously an attentive paramour, has vanished as completely and mysteriously as Amelia Earhart, flight MH370 or the crew of the Marie Celeste.
She said: “Alien abduction? Could be. All I know is after that one night, his responses came to a juddering halt almost as quickly as he had.
“He could be stumbling the streets as an amnesiac, or have been press-ganged into some kind of military operation or heist, or kidnapped. Is the French Foreign Legion still a thing? Do they let them use phones?
“After that we’re looking at supernatural explanations: he may have fallen into a wormhole and not be able to get a signal in 422AD, or have been possessed by a vengeful spirit, or simply have slipped into a parallel universe. All need to be considered.
“What other possible explanation could there be for a guy who was previously so keen to end all contact? He kept saying how much he was looking forward to my one-woman show. so there’s no way would have willingly missed that.
“We may never know what became of him. But I shall warn the next man I date that my vagina may be cursed.”
