A WOMAN’S one-night stand has followed up on their sexual encounter with a request that she post feedback and a review on his profile.
Sophie Rodriguez met Jack Browne at a Sam Smith concert on Saturday, went home with him, had full intercourse and left the following day with every expectation she would never hear from him again.
She continued: “Instead, first thing Tuesday morning I receive an email. Apparently he’s ‘keen to learn if she would recommend the service to friends and family’.
“Yes, I suppose I have given appraisals of his performance to friends, but I’m less ready to put it on permanent record even if there is an AI assist feature.”
Browne said: “Word of mouth is the best way to promote myself and even create repeat custom. Requesting an online review should become standard practice.
“It helps me improve. Was the cunnilingus of acceptable quality? Should the dirty talk be intensified or cut back? Should I have offered a larger selection of breakfast cereals? All helpful to grow the brand. The email says ‘Thank you for choosing Jack Browne. We hope you enjoyed your experience’.”
Rodriguez said: “I gave four stars and elected not to receive further marketing material.”
