Saturday, 7th December 2019

Parents finally meet daughter's booty call

THE parents of a 26-year-old woman are excited to finally meet their daughter's casual sex partner.

Sarah McKay's father Bill said: “We've heard so much about him these past few months, we thought it was about time to meet the man who's been sexually satisfying our daughter every other Friday after a few ciders.

“By all accounts Tom is a charming young lad who seems to be really good with his hands.”

Sarah's mother Jane added: “They grow up so fast. Before you know it they're bringing home the man who's giving them orgasms on an occasional basis.”

Sarah said: “I wasn't sure if I was ready yet, but we recently had sex on my best friend's futon, so I think it's the right time.”

Booty call Tom Logan, added: “I was a bit anxious to meet them at first, but I really want them to know that their daughter can count on me whenever she feels like a proper shag.”