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Romantic or stalkery? How it all depends on whether she fancies you back

GRAND romantic gesture, or difficult to explain to the police? It’s a surprisingly fine line, and all of these hinge on whether she considers you fit: 

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Middle-class couple describe £900 weekend away as 'little break'

A COUPLE who spent close to a thousand pounds on three days in Vienna have called what to others would be a major financial event a mere ‘trippette’. 

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