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Seven casual shags that still make you wince when you think about them

CASUAL sex is rarely the no-strings, guilt-free fun it’s meant to be. Here are some of the regrettable sexual liaisons you’d happily erase from your memory.

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I Gotta Feeling, and other songs that already sound like they were made by AI

A SONG that used AI to clone the voices of Drake and The Weeknd has been removed from Spotify. But which existing tracks already sound like generic shite made by robots?

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