Sunday, 27th September 2020

Tinder admits that everyone you swipe left gets thrown in a dungeon

TINDER has confirmed that all the people who get swiped left are thrown in a dungeon.

A company spokesman said: “We’ve been debating whether or not we should tell our users, as we thought it might put them off a little bit.

“But we decided it was best to let them know that when they swipe left on someone, they are condemning that person to a dark, horrible, smelly fate.”

The spokesman added: “You think that guy with a picture of himself half-naked on the beach looks like a twat?

“Let’s see if you prefer seeing him starving in a filthy dungeon in a way that’s perfectly legal thanks to a loophole in the 2003 Communications Act.”

The spokesman said the only way to get someone out of the dungeon was to subscribe to Tinder Gold.