Tinder admits that everyone you swipe left gets thrown in a dungeon
TINDER has confirmed that all the people who get swiped left are thrown in a dungeon.
A company spokesman said: “We’ve been debating whether or not we should tell our users, as we thought it might put them off a little bit.
“But we decided it was best to let them know that when they swipe left on someone, they are condemning that person to a dark, horrible, smelly fate.”
The spokesman added: “You think that guy with a picture of himself half-naked on the beach looks like a twat?
“Let’s see if you prefer seeing him starving in a filthy dungeon in a way that’s perfectly legal thanks to a loophole in the 2003 Communications Act.”
The spokesman said the only way to get someone out of the dungeon was to subscribe to Tinder Gold.