DOES your partner frequently drive you up the f**king wall and vice versa? Find out which of you is the most annoying by totting up your scores from our list before you split up.
Shit friends: Subject your partner to: a tiresome female friend with endless boring relationship problems, or male mates who are into real ale or motorbikes. 7 points
Last-minute packing: Going on holiday? Make everything stressful by not putting stuff in a suitcase the night before and now there’s a cab outside. 4 points
Leaving the f**king lights on: Leading to the very minor but boring hassle of turning them off. 2 points.
Farting in bed: Never pleasant, but extra-horrible if you then smell them, or force your partner to in a ‘Dutch oven’. 7 points
Dishwasher and washing machine issues: Things can easily be put in an automated system that cleans them. This should not be a problem. 6 points.
Poor taste in TV and films: Repeat viewings of Love Actually are painful. But so is your partner making you watch Aliens again for the 30th time, even if it’s the best film ever. 6 points.
Not doing sex properly: Orgasms can be achieved for both with a little consideration. However leaving your partner unsatisfied is bad, particularly if you then wander off to the kitchen to make a cheese toastie. 9 points.
Awful hobbies: Hill-walking is grim, but worse things exist. If you’re expected to be interested in Star Trek conventions or carp fishing, it may be time to get divorced. 8 points.