Woman advised she hasn't dated enough dickheads

A WOMAN has not yet dated enough dickheads to appreciate a date who is only dickhead-adjacent, he has told her.

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From 'just one' to waking up in a ditch: a pint-by-pint timeline

GOING out for one drink always ends up with you completely shitfaced. But how do you get there? Find out with this timeline.

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