Woman questions everything after seeing boyfriend without beard
A WOMAN who has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for six months is questioning everything after seeing him without a beard for the first time.
Emma Bradford said: “He’s been hiding his face for six months in exactly the way I wanted him to. Now in turns out that this is what his so-called ‘face’ actually looks like.
“Our whole relationship has been a lie.”
She added: “What else has he been hiding from me? Is he really a heart surgeon? Was he really the best man at Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding?
“This changes everything.”
Boyfriend Tom Logan said: “Yeah, the surgeon and best man stuff are total bullshit. But if she’s that fussed about the beard, I’ll just grow it back.”