Saturday, 4th April 2020

Woman questions everything after seeing boyfriend without beard

A WOMAN who has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for six months is questioning everything after seeing him without a beard for the first time.

Emma Bradford said: “He’s been hiding his face for six months in exactly the way I wanted him to. Now in turns out that this is what his so-called ‘face’ actually looks like.

“Our whole relationship has been a lie.”

She added: “What else has he been hiding from me? Is he really a heart surgeon? Was he really the best man at Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding?

“This changes everything.”

Boyfriend Tom Logan said: “Yeah, the surgeon and best man stuff are total bullshit. But if she’s that fussed about the beard, I’ll just grow it back.”