A WOMAN returning to her parents’ house for Christmas has regressed into her bad-tempered 15-year-old self.
Lucy Parry got out of her car a mature and thoughtful 31-year-old, but instantly transformed into her awful teenage self as she crossed over the threshold.
Boyfriend Oliver O’Connor said: “I was worried about meeting Lucy’s parents this Christmas in case they didn’t like me. It didn’t cross my mind I would end up not liking Lucy.
“She turned from a normal person into a stroppy, destructive nightmare the second she was exposed to her parents. Sort of like the Incredible Hulk, but in a suburban semi near Crawley.
“She’s been slamming doors, swearing, and spent the majority of yesterday evening skulking in her bedroom listening to My Chemical Romance while I watched Eastenders with her parents in an awkward silence.
“Now I can feel myself regressing too. I want to phone my mum to come and pick me up because I’m scared. This is like the sleepover from hell.”
Parry said: “Oh, piss off Oliver. I hate you.”