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AI sell-off endangering livelihoods of some real pricks

THE global plunge in AI-related stock means a number of absolute copper-bottomed wankshafts are facing hilarious bankruptcy. 

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Cowardly boyfriend proposes via text

A PATHETIC, spineless man has popped the question to his long-term girlfriend via text.

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