A MAN whose ex-girlfriends could reasonably be labelled as insane is having a hard time describing them without sounding awful.

Due to the unhinged behaviour of his ex-girlfriends, Tom Booker has realised that he cannot describe his former partners without coming across as a misogynistic devotee of the manosphere.

Booker said: “Every bloke secretly thinks his exes are at least a little bit mental. In fact it’s probably what attracted us to them in the first place.

“But mine have keyed my car, set fire to my wardrobe, and chased me with an axe for no reason at all. And yet if I sum up their behaviour as ‘crazy’ then suddenly the person I’m talking to thinks I’m the bad guy.

“What else should I say? That they had a flair for pyrotechnics and weren’t afraid to express their emotions? I feel like I’d be gaslighting myself into overlooking their loony tunes behaviour.

“On the other hand, if I were to lie and say they were great people and we’re still friends then I’d be accused of being hung up on them. I’m f**ked either way.”

Nikki Hollis, who Booker is currently dating, said: “What I’m hearing is that Tom has a habit of letting nutjobs into his life, which is a massive red flag. Sounds like those other women dodged a bullet.”