THE computers in your local library are so old they were used by ancient Sumerian tribes some 4000 years ago.
Research has confirmed that the NEC MultiSync E201ws PCs in local libraries have also been unearthed at sites in Mesopotamia and at the Euphrates River.
Archaeologist Emma Bradford said, “There is no mistaking them. They are the exact same PCs they had in ancient Mesopotamia.
“You can tell by the fact they only have Internet Explorer on them and they crash when you try to open a Word document.”
Archaeological evidence confirms that the elite Sumerian ‘priest class’ had the PCs for a bit before going back to abacuses because they were less frustrating.
Bradford said: “The Sumerians quickly discovered you can’t do fuck all on them. Apparently the worst time was when they had all their human sacrifice spreadsheets on floppy disks but they got corrupted because of someone putting a magnet near them.”