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Middle class men to buy their sex robots from John Lewis

MIDDLE class men have decided that when sex robots become widely available they will buy theirs from John Lewis. 

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Children holding talks on best way to ruin holiday



BRITISH children have begun talks on how to destroy any sense of peace and relaxation on their family holiday.

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