MIDDLE class people are using yoghurt as a type of sauce, it has emerged.
Researchers found that rather than simply eating yoghurt as a pudding, many middle class diners simply have a massive pot of plain yoghurt on the dining table and use it as sane people might use ketchup.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “They seem to have yoghurt with absolutely anything.
“Having it with a curry makes a certain amount of sense, but these people are even having a big dollop of yoghurt with sausages.
“It is fucked up.”
Builder Wayne Hayes said: “To me yoghurt means either a Ski Fruits of The Forest or maybe a Muller corner if I’m feeling decadent.
“The key thing is that it has fruit in it and is not mixed with savoury food. I cannot imagine why you would do that.”