By Norman Steele
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A day in the life of a cancelled right-wing gobshite
Your extremely specific and 100 per cent accurate Valentine's Day horoscope
WHAT do the stars predict for your Valentine’s Day? Here is a very definite and not-at-all made up insight into the most romantic day of the year.
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