A WOMAN’S friend has once again infuriated her by providing useful advice instead of listening to her complaints in a supportive manner.
Nikki Hollis’s rage is building after hanging out with her friend Eleanor Shaw, who had the nerve to provide constructive insights into her petty gripes rather than appropriately indulging in her misery by having a moan.
Hollis said: “If I wanted advice I’d ask for it. Otherwise Ellie’s supposed to nod along and say ‘that’s so f**king annoying’ or ‘what a twat’ when I catch my breath.
“Instead though she’s breaking down my problems into easily fixable steps and guiding me through how I can prevent them from happening again in the future. The helpful bitch.
“She’s always been like this. When I got dumped she was all kind and sympathetic, and when I got passed over for promotion she pointed out that the role would have been more stress than it’s worth. Can’t she be a bitter hag like me for a second?
“It’s got to the point where I want to scream in her face, but even then she’d probably be really understanding and offer useful feedback. I’m starting to question why I’m even friends with her.”
Shaw said: “That vein on Nikki’s temple is really starting to throb. I better advise her to drink some herbal tea, that’ll calm her down.”
