Anyone going abroad assumed to be buying sex

ANYONE who leaves the UK for leisure or business is really on a sex trip, it has been decided.

As a new study revealed one in 10 British men have paid for sex, often in foreign countries, everyone assumed the real number is much higher and includes the entire population.

Julian Cook, a man from Stevenage who never travels, said: “I didn’t have time to read the report, but it confirms my long-held suspicions about people who go on ‘holiday’.

“All foreign countries are massive brothels. All the adverts on CNN are just foreign countries promoting their sex trade, except they cover it up with slogans like ‘Malaysia: Land of Opportunities’.

“Yes – opportunities for depravity.”

Margaret Gerving, a retired headmistress from Guildford, said: “I go to Cambodia twice a year to volunteer at a village school.

“And I have a lot of sex with young Australian men who’ve spent all their money on weed.”