A DINNER party guest has been forced to do the washing up after the arsehole host accepted her offer of help.
Emma Bradshaw was taken by surprise when her empty gesture of asking Martin Bishop if there was anything she could do was taken literally.
Emma said: “I popped my head around the kitchen door and asked whether Martin needed a hand, thinking he would tell me not to be so silly and usher me into the living room to sit on the sofa necking wine with the other guests.
“But instead the cheeky f**king bastard went and said yes, and the next thing I know I’m washing up like some kind of skivvy while everyone else gets pissed and eats their way through a box of Celebrations.
“Everyone knows you never accept offers of help at a party. I only asked to make myself look good. He hasn’t even got a dishwasher, the stupid prick.”
Martin Bishop said: “It’s been a brilliant evening and so kind of Emma to offer to help. In fact, the bins need taking out so I’ll get her to do that when she’s finished polishing the silver.”
