EVERYONE who owns an Audi TT is living slightly beyond their means, it has emerged.
A survey of TT drivers found that none of them could sensibly afford the German coupe, but their aspirational attitudes forced them to get one on some crippling finance deal.
Additionally, 98 per cent of TT drivers work in recruitment and all of them have made-up double-barelled names.
Audi TT owner Mary Fisher-Jones said: “I like to project an image of myself as an affluent go-getter, even if that means buying a car that will almost certainly get repossessed.
“This year I’m going on holiday to Dubai. I can’t really afford that either.”