Brexit 50p coins ‘can be sharpened and thrown at the rats trying to steal your last potato’
THE new Brexit 50p coin will be a vital weapon against the vermin trying to steal your meagre scraps, it has emerged.
Economists have praised the government for issuing the small pieces of metal that once sharpened could prove deadly against large rodents, as well as small badgers and foxes.
Julian Cook, from Roehampton University, said: “From next March, hoard or steal as many coins as you can, and then get yourself a really good quality sharpening stone.
“The stone will become your best friend.”
He added: “Divide your pile of coins in two. Use one half as your anti-rat arsenal and the other half to buy paracetamol from Belgian smugglers.”
Meanwhile, Brexiters have also welcomed the plans but have pledged to walk around with the commemorative coins glued to their foreheads.