Terrifying local pub does karaoke from 9am
A SCARY pub does karaoke through every day from nine in the morning and all the locals seem to love it, it has emerged.
The Grapes in Swindon has carved out a niche in the incredibly early karaoke market, as well as being the kind of place where you could buy an exotic animal with no questions asked.
Local resident, Donna Sheridan said: “Wait around outside for any length of time and you’re guaranteed to hear six or seven versions of In the Ghetto.
“Followed by a handful of barely coherent performances of My Way and then a version of Islands in the Stream that will end with a cacophony of shattering glass.
“And all before elevenses.”
Fellow local resident, Tom Booker said: “I walked past the other day and heard one of the old blokes singing Losing My Religion by R.E.M at 9.15 am.
“ It was weirdly uplifting and much better than the original.”