A NEW couple have congratulated themselves on having a totally unique bond that is quite unlike any relationship that has previously existed.
Nikki Hollis and Julian Cook, who met two and a half months ago on a popular dating website, have been delighted to discover that their partnership is in a different league to all others.
Cook said: “We have such incredible trust and communication, it makes me sad for our friends and their messed-up relationships.
“And we have so much fun together – but not in an annoying, inside-joke way, like other people. She does this hilarious voice where…well, you’d have to be there to get it.”
Hollis confirmed that although the pair are already spending an increasing amount of time watching box sets and eating takeaway food, they’re doing it to develop their one-of-a-kind love affair, rather than lazing around and wasting time like other couples.
She added: “We have an amazing sex life and that definitely won’t deteriorate and become a bit routine.”
Friends predict that within a year the pair will either have broken up or begun planning a ‘unique’ wedding involving yurts.