PEOPLE in damaging relationships will stay together to get a third off rail travel, it has been claimed.
The Two Together rail card means people travelling in pairs get a discount, even if they cannot stand the sight of each other.
43-year-old Norman Steele said: “My wife’s a right bitch but also the only person I travel with.
“I was planning to divorce her but with train fares going through the roof it looks like I’ll be glaring hatefully at the side of her face as she scoffs her Boots Meal Deal for some time to come.
“Really I need to start having an affair so that when the time comes I can swap their details over on the card.”