Doorway voted number one place to stand by toddlers

THE doorway is the best place to stand because you block everyone’s exit, according to toddlers.

A new toddler poll found that ‘halfway in the car’ was also a popular choice followed by ‘right in front of the telly’ and ‘just generally in your way’.

Dad-of-two, Tom Hollis from Leeds, said: “I have been trying to leave for work for three hours but my two-year-old is just standing right in the front doorway like some kind of twatty little bouncer.

“I tried asking nicely and physically moving him but he threatened to bar me from outside for good!  

“Then I tried stepping over him but he head-butted me in the balls.

“Looks like I’ll have to climb out of the fucking window again.”