THE DVLA has a team of seven-year-old girls making its tax discs using colourful card and glitter.
The final tax discs come in a variety of one-off designs including a badly-drawn picture of an elephant in a car above the words TAKS DIKS.
A spokesman said: Wed run out of perforating paper, printer ink and even official intimidating-looking envelopes. Partly because of phasing out tax discs but also because working here makes you very lethargic.
Luckily the schools are still on holiday. You give kids a shitload of felt tips and scissors and they just crack on with it.
Our only rule is dont wipe bogeys on them.