THE Easter weekend is looking like being a real pain in the arse for most people.
With everyone off work, the kids off school and humans clogging the streets and roads, millions of Britons face a long weekend of doing things they won’t enjoy.
Father Tom Booker said: “Easter means doing things with my wife and kids, and seeing the family and moving prams and talking to people.
“It seems like you get some time off work and they make you do things that are even less enjoyable.
“Why can’t I just sit at home and get drunk? That’s all I really want to do with my life.
Rabbit Wayne Hayes added: “So on Easter Sunday can I just fuck anything?
“Is that how it works? Because I’m not a big fan of chocolate eggs.”