AN elderly man has confirmed he will be silently judging everyone who is using a smartphone on the train when they should be looking at the lovely scenery.
Roy Hobbs revealed he actually felt bad for them because, as well as enjoying the view, they could be listening to his fascinating and well-informed opinions on a wide range of interesting topics.
He added: “They’re all playing ‘Wok n Go’, or whatever it is, on their phones and posting pictures of their arseholes on FaceBucket.
“I’ll just sit here and think to myself about how the future’s completely fucked because of these bastards, while I watch the nice green fields fly by.”
He added: “I might read the ‘In Case Of Emergency’ sign again, if I get the chance.
“I certainly won’t be taking a picture of it and ‘SlapCatting’ it to all of my friends.”