Everyone in WhatsApp group beginning to despise each other

COLLEAGUES in a WhatsApp group have begun to hate one another with a burning passion.

Employees of PR firm Digital Viking set up the group to share jokes, stories and information, but the glimpse into one another’s lives has made them mortal enemies.

Brand analyst Donna Sheridan said: “At first, everyone was excited to be able to chat all the time, like we were all in a lovely virtual break room with emojis and Ryan Gosling reaction gifs.

“But then the in-jokes started, and the brunch photos.

“No-one responded for hours when I tried to organise a trip to the cinema, except my boss who made a passive-aggressive joke about my project deadline. I used to enjoy working there but now I want to burn the building down with everyone inside it. 

“There’s a fucking inspirational quote for you.”

Content manager Tom Booker said: “I spend more time analysing the hidden meaning of WhatsApp comments than I spend doing my job. I thought it would be a modern-day MSN Messenger, like being back at school.

“Turns out it’s just backbiting, crap jokes and sexual frustration. Like being back at school.”


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Farage to take Trump to pub he pretends to drink in

NIGEL Farage has offered to take Donald Trump to the pub he pretends he drinks in whenever he wants to appeal to the common man.

Trump’s UK visit will include a trip to The Ram in Stevenage, where Farage’s people will ring ahead to get the landlord’s name and which football team he supports so that Farage can pretend they are friends.

A source said: “Farage will ask ‘and how are the hammers of Arsenal, Tony?’ while the landlord smiles politely.

“After he and Trump pretend to enjoy the taste of real ale , the evening will conclude with a visit to Farage’s ‘favourite’ Toby Carvery where they will eat several mouthfuls of food for the camera before both going to throw it up again in the toilets.”