FAT people should be squeezed into specially designed camps so that children will not have to look at them, it was claimed last night.
A leading health expert said that fat stars such as James Corden, Beth Ditto and that awful Fern Britton should be dragged from their beds in the middle of the night and herded onto cattle trucks, while their homes and possessions are given to thin people.
Professor Michael McMahon, of Nuffield Health, described Corden, Ditto and Britton as 'baby-eating parasites' who had brought the country to its knees through their control of world capitalism.
He said: "The barrack huts should be as small as possible. This not only helps diseases to spread rapidly, it encourages the fat people to lose weight.
"Nothing will make you reconsider your lifestyle more than being forced to soil yourself because you're too fat to squeeze past all the fat people standing in the corridor."
Prof McMahon said that once the fat people have lost some weight they will be paraded naked before a children's jury who will decide whether they are still a bad influence.
He admitted that most communities would not want to have a camp-full of disgusting fat people on their doorstep and called for the first shipments to be sent to Southern Poland where there were 'easily adaptable facilities'.
He added: "Above the gate we could have a sign that reads Arbeit Macht Dünn or 'Work Makes us Thin'."
Martin Bishop, a television viewer from Stevenage, said: "Horne and Corden was not good, but I don't think you should put him in a camp. A hefty fine and an apology would suffice."
He added: "Maybe it's time we put public health experts in camps so they can experiment on each other until they create a master-race of perfect freaks."
But Prof McMahon insisted: "I think it's a remarkably civilised way of dealing with the problem. Personally, I think we should turn them into cat food."