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Gammon outraged that blue-haired leftie is wearing poppy

A RUDDY-FACED patriot is furious that one of his political enemies is commemorating Britain’s war dead in a way everyone is allowed to.

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Lesbian left questioning sexuality after man in Wetherspoons reveals he could turn her straight

A LESBIAN is reconsidering everything after a drunk man convincingly pitched heterosexuality to her in a pub last night. 

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