GATWICK has doubled its staff of surly baggage-flingers.
The move followed last weekend’s hold-ups which saw thousands waiting up to four hours to have their suitcases broken.
A Gatwick spokesman said: “We’ve screened candidates for brute strength and irrational hatred of luggage in all its forms.”
The delays have been blamed on planes landing with luggage inside that had to be removed and returned to waiting owners.
Gatwick has been advising travellers to use Heathrow or Stansted to avoid problems because everyone is a billionaire who can just charter a jet.