BEING imprisoned and heavily fined is better than going on a stag weekend, it has been claimed.
Six members of a stag party detained for fighting on the plane were “the lucky ones”, said friend Tom Logan.
He continued: “I’m sure the lads who had a scrap on the way did so deliberately, and quite understandably, to avoid having to walk around a foreign city dressed as minions.
“At least German police are polite, unlike the ultra-competitive group of rival stags from Norwich who ran us off the track go-karting.
“Our Bratislava hostel, where the metal bunk beds were bolted to the floor, compares badly in terms of comfort, ambience and choice of menu to Plotzensee Prison.
“Each of us spent far more than £20,000 each on drinks, nightclub entry and lap-dances from women who loathed us with every fibre of their being.
“And the banter. Oh God, the banter.”
Logan has advised anyone on a stag weekend to attempt to wrest the controls from their plane’s pilot rather than meekly accept their terrible fate.