A 37-YEAR-OLD man with a mortgage and a child on the way is still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up.
IT channel solutions manager Tom Logan has been telling friends about his plans for when he is an adult for the last fifteen years, which involve going round the world, going back to university and actually working this time, and meeting a great girl to settle down with.
He also hopes to become a fighter pilot before joining the space programme.
Speaking between client presentations and ordering paint for the nursery he is putting together at home, Tom added that maybe he will go to South America and drop out on a beach somewhere for a few years to find himself.
He added: “I’ve just got to get this phase out of the way first and then real adult life can begin.
“I’ll go to bed when I like and grow my hair out, maybe get a tattoo sleeve.”
Logan’s wife Jane said: “If he doesn’t get that fucking spare room painted over the weekend he will get a grown up bollocking.”