Hero saves struggling pub chat with "Remember Thundercats?"

A MAN has been hailed a hero after saving an ailing pub conversation with the words “Remember Thundercats?”.

The gathering, involving Tom Logan and a group of old university friends, began in high spirits but soon entered a conversational cul-de-sac leading to a tense few moments of silence.

Logan explained: “We’ve known each other for over a decade, but sometimes we really have fuck all to talk about.

“This has happened before and I got things going again by mentioning the Poddington Peas, but that wouldn’t wash a second time.

“So I thought fast and said ‘Remember Thundercats?’. There were a few confused looks but luckily Nick responded by shouting ‘Snaaaaaarf!’”

Witnessed confirmed how the group reacted like it was the funniest thing that anyone had ever said or done.

Logan added: “There was an awkward moment where Gary confessed he’d always fancied Cheetara. We all called him a weirdo, but secretly I think we all felt the same.”

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Woman has valid reason for not closing each of her 47 open tabs

A WOMAN has a legitimate reason for each of the 47 tabs on her computer being open.

Nikki Hollis has provided a robust justification for the existence of each tab, all 47 of which have been carefully chosen and curated over time and most not be closed at any cost.

She said: “This one is my go-to lasagna recipe. As you’ll see it has a five-star rating based on over a thousand reviews and if I shut it, I might never find it again.

“I’ve got the Tesco website open to remind me to do my weekly shop, otherwise I’ll forget to go.

“That one is a 3,000-word feature about why Gwyneth Paltrow is either a total charlatan or completely off her nut.

“I probably won’t get around to reading that article on the Zika virus, but it’s been open so long now that it feels like family.

“That one is just some Italian pornography. Very dirty.”