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How to be an insufferable middle-class family commandeering public transport

TAKING a bus or train? Arrogant enough to assume the entire space belongs to you and your children, should you so wish it? Ignore all established etiquette like this: 

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Six excellent replacements for World of David Walliams

ALTON Towers has closed down its World of David Walliams attraction, who knows why. Which of these celebs could inspire its replacement? 

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