A CAT has vowed to destroy the six-foot Christmas tree currently in her living room.
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I will end you, cat tells Christmas tree
Actually Europe will pay £50 billion to us, says Brexiter
A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.
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