A NEW meal delivery service from Jamie Oliver also includes instructions on how to live a good, conformist life.
Subscribers to Oliver’s ‘FoodBox’ service receive a weekly box containing fresh ingredients, recipes and rules for how to be a productive member of a modern capitalist society.
Mother-of-two Susan Traherne said: “We love all of Jamie’s products so it was exciting when our first box turned up with a delicious blackened cod recipe and a leaflet containing advice on how to live correctly.
“Apparently your government is always right, each family must have at least two confident children of both genders and everyone needs to work harder for a strong economy.”
Jamie’s ‘FoodBox Life Leaflet’ also says: “David Cameron is your friend and the Tories are the party of aspirational, attractive families like yours. Accept their authority and vote for them when required.
“Work hard at your job without ever questioning its ethics. Amass money and property. Obey the police and military.
“When not travelling to work or organising an impressive barbecue with Jamie products, stay indoors.”
It adds: “Fathers must wear plaid shirts and have short, well-kept beards. Mothers must have shiny hair but not be overtly sexual.”