A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn’t really use it is lying out of his arse.
30-year-old plasterer Martin Bishop told friends in his local pub that he has a Facebook account but he ‘never looks at it’ and ‘will probably end up deleting it’.
He said: “I don’t even know why I’m on it to be honest. Sometimes it’s good for keeping in touch with a couple of old school friends but that’s it really.”
However Bishop’s workmate Tom Booker said: “That’s a goddamn lie. He’s always on it. He’s on it more than teenage girls are on it.
“He was late for work the other day and I looked on his Facebook chat and saw that he’d been active on it at 4.30 in the morning.
“Don’t know how he’ll be chatting to people at 4.30am when he’s deleted his profile, especially as it was with his ex-fiancee who is now married with a kid.”
Booker explained: “Sometimes you get a bit bored in the lonely hours just before dawn and want to say hi to a former girlfriend. But I don’t look at all the holiday pictures on Facebook or rubbish like that, it’s way too much information.
“If I didn’t have even the internet at home it wouldn’t bother me.”