A 26-YEAR-OLD man is nodding along to the music in a cafe so that others can see how he really gets it.
Website designer Wayne Hayes is self-consciously bobbing his head along to the cafe’s iTunes playlist of chart music and commercial hip hop, like some sort of duck in heat.
Onlooker Mary Fisher said: “He was just sitting there playing about on Facebook when a ‘cool’ track came on.
“Then he looked left and right, to see if anyone was watching, and started nodding along in time. Well, more or less in time.
“He’s also pursed his lips in a serious way, which reinforces the whole duck thing.”
Hayes said: “I hadn’t realised I was doing it. That’s just what happens to my body when a dope track by Ed Sheeran comes on in Costa.
“I am the music.”