Man thinks his job is secure

A MAN believes his job is secure, it has emerged.

37-year-old Tom Logan works as a mortgage advisor for a bank, because he will spend the rest of his working life in his comfortable position.

Logan said: “I’m in a stable, sensible job and my employer really cares about me. I never did anything crazy like trying to be a professional rock guitarist or starting a company that make role-playing games.

“I’ve always worked hard for my boss so that even in the unlikely event that business took a downturn and the shareholders started kicking off, they’d never let me go.

“Fortunately I will never end up cycling through traffic with a big cool box of strangers’ takeaways strapped to my back! Or worse still working for Amazon in their vast warehouse of woe.”

However Logan’s employer said: “Due to challenging market conditions, we are about to enter a period of review.

“We’ll be speaking to Tom later today. It’s not all bad news though. Apparently Amazon is hiring.”

Nan started folding t-shirts in shop

A GRANDMOTHER couldn’t resist re-folding crumpled t-shirts during a visit to HMV, it has emerged.

Mary Fisher, who had popped into the store with granddaughter Emma Bradford, noticed that some people hadn’t refolded the t-shirts after trying them on and she felt she should lend a hand.

Fisher said: “No, it’s fine, really. No, really love, you get on with what you’re doing and I’ll just finish folding these.”

After folding all the clothing to her satisfaction, Fisher made all the staff a cup of tea and some sandwiches before stopping briefly to look at the Daniel O’Donnell CDs that she is definitely going to be getting as a present this coming Christmas.

Fisher added: “I’ve already got four copies of his ‘Best of’ but I’m sure they won’t remember. Anyway it is very good so I don’t mind.”

Granddaughter Emma Bradford said: “She does fold a good t-shirt. Just don’t go into Primark with her or you’ll end up there all day.”