A MAN believes his job is secure, it has emerged.
37-year-old Tom Logan works as a mortgage advisor for a bank, because he will spend the rest of his working life in his comfortable position.
Logan said: “I’m in a stable, sensible job and my employer really cares about me. I never did anything crazy like trying to be a professional rock guitarist or starting a company that make role-playing games.
“I’ve always worked hard for my boss so that even in the unlikely event that business took a downturn and the shareholders started kicking off, they’d never let me go.
“Fortunately I will never end up cycling through traffic with a big cool box of strangers’ takeaways strapped to my back! Or worse still working for Amazon in their vast warehouse of woe.”
However Logan’s employer said: “Due to challenging market conditions, we are about to enter a period of review.
“We’ll be speaking to Tom later today. It’s not all bad news though. Apparently Amazon is hiring.”