A MAN who decided to stay in has missed the greatest night out in the history of nights out, it has emerged.
Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, stayed in ‘because the last few Saturday nights had been boring’ and he thought he would be better off saving his money.
Bishop’s friend, Tom Booker said: “That was the greatest night out ever. It will never be repeated and only those who were there will ever truly understand just how amazing it was.
“Who would have thought all those incredible things this would come together so perfectly over the course of one astonishing evening?
“I can’t believe Martin stayed in. What was he thinking?”
Bishop said: “I don’t care. It’s all lies anyway. I had an amazing Pot Noodle and was really happy that I opened a can of Guinness and then didn’t drink it.”