A 28-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he wants nothing more from life than to have thicker arms.
Sales co-ordinator Stephen Malley considers increasing his arm girth by lifting weights up and down to represent his ultimate goal on Earth.
He said: “I’m not really excited by the idea of inventing something, writing a book, rescuing people from a burning building or even just being a generally good person.
“My life is more about using a mixture of free weights and exercise machines to make my biceps and triceps bigger.
“Then when I look back on life as an old man, I can say that I achieved thick arms.
“I wore a tight t-shirt to show them off, and occasionally women asked to touch them.”
Personal trainer Norman Steele said: “While I agree that having big arms is a noble life goal, we still need to learn from the great philosophers.
“As Confucius wrote, ‘On the path to big arms, a man must not skip legs day’.”