EXPOSURE to too many breasts is causing men to become bored and jaded with knockers, it has emerged.
Recent events like finding porn that does not require verification, the many tabloid stories about Rhian Sugden’s breast reduction and the ongoing obsession with Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are making men lose interest entirely.
Wayne Hayes said: “I must have liked them before, I’ve got thousands of pictures of them on my computer. But now I just see two mounds of fatty tissue on the front of a woman’s body.
“I think all the breasts recently have killed the magic. Suddenly they’re just another vaguely rounded body part, like a kneecap.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “It’s possible men will regain their interest in breasts, but the reports we’re getting are that they’re finding tits a bit samey. They are, if you think about it.
“This has grave repercussions for industries dependent on breasts. Obviously porn sites will be hit, and work may dry up entirely for background dancers in rap videos.
“I’d suggest a massive government campaign along the lines of ‘Men: Make sure to look at breasts’. It’s the only way we’ll get them to do it.”
Electrician Roy Hobbs said: ’It does have its benefits. I was driving to a job this morning and instead of checking out the ladies’ milkers I got some serious thinking done. I’ve invented a viable cold fusion reactor.”
