MOST Britons will spend their pension pot on stupid, crazy stuff the very moment they get their hands on it.
In yesterdays Budget, chancellor George Osborne changed the pension rules so that everyone can be as feckless as they bloody well want.
He said: Its your money, what the hells it got to do with me?
Im sure some of you will spunk it away within 20 minutes. I really dont care. All I would say is make sure that by then your children have enough room for you and all your box sets.
But pursed-lipped hand-wringers have warned that if some people spend their pension pot on a big, fuck-off camper van instead of an annuity then all they will have is a tardis on wheels that can take you to Saint Tropez.
Jane Thompson, a total pain in the arse, said: Take out an annuity, stay at home and look at websites about camper vans.
Youll be much happier than if you were to take a camper van across Europe, earning some wine money from doing avant grade interpretations of early Duran Duran songs in picturesque town squares.
Margaret Gerving, a 52 year-old office manager, said: Its my money. Shut it.