POLO shirts are not acceptable at smart occasions, lazy bastards have been told.Also it is made of weird material
Although the garments are just jazzed up t-shirts, thousands of men have been wearing them to weddings on the basis that they have a collar and buttons.
Web designer Tom Booker said: Job interviews, christenings, meeting the girlfriends parents – I’ve gotten through the lot without doing any ironing thanks to a polo shirt and a v-neck jumper.
The only danger is that I have keep to stifling sniggers at those blind chumps whove no idea how thoroughly theyre being conned.
They actually think its a real shirt. They dont know there are only three buttons, the suckers.
Fashion blogger Carolyn Ryan said: Men in polo shirts imagine theyve discovered a magical third way, a garment thats acceptable for the boardroom and the beach.
The rest of us pity these men who can commit to neither the full-blooded formality of a shirt nor the devil-may-care insouciance of a t-shirt.
They sit on the fence, neither fish nor fowl, outsiders in every sphere of life, cackling with self-delusion.
Lacoste polo shirt Roy Hobbs said: I am an unholy fusion of two things, a mutant half-breed that, like the liger, was never meant to be. Please, let me die.