A WOMAN posted a self-satisfied Facebook status update about her baby and then had to clean up its liquid shit, it has emerged.
Donna Sheridan uploaded a pic of her six-month-old son Tyler with the caption ‘My special one’ seconds before a vile runny mess exploded out of his arse.
She admitted: “Despite my stream of vapid internet posts about the joy of motherhood, I’m secretly finding it a terrifying challenge which I feel totally unqualified for. It takes me 45 minutes to put my tights on because I’m constantly monitoring for potentially fatal hazards.
“Also the shitting, so much shitting. Tyler expels enough faeces that it’s like his entire body is full of it, like how a Creme Egg is full of fondant.
“Anyway, I over-compensate by projecting a flimsy public image of maternal bliss that has little substance.”
Sheridan subsequently posted a picture of Tyler captioned ‘My joy’ minutes before he puked directly into her left eye.