Snowman too friendly with kids, council estate mums decide

A GROUP of mums on a housing estate in a deprived area are aggressively questioning the motives of a snowman playing with kids. 

Their children have spent days off school hanging out with the snowman, who has no children of his own, and the mums fear he may be grooming their little ones with sweets and possibly alcohol.

Mother-of-three Donna Sheridan said: “He’s a grown man. What’s he doing spending all that time with kiddies? There’s something not right in them evil pebble eyes.

“I’ve banned Rylan, Taylor and Jaxxon from going to the park and I’ve took pictures and sent them the police. Not that they’re any use, bringing up when the lollipop man got his house burned down because of an honest mistake.”

Fellow mum Nikki Hollis said: “I can’t believe a snowman is allowed to hang around on his own in a park full of kiddies. Alright he hasn’t touched them yet, but it’s only time.

“I’ve never seen him round here before. He’s clearly not local. I’m not one to jump to conclusions but there’s a protest organised for 3pm today, we’re making signs and there’s jerry cans of petrol being filled in case it comes to that. Which it will.”

Police officer Tom Logan said: “Credit to them, they’ve caught us by surprise with this one. Normally the snowman would be fine because he’s white.”

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